Sexual Harassment Test

With only about 2 more weeks at my current job, I was still required to take the mandatory, online sexual harassment training program. You know, so I can learn how to better harass my coworkers! I passed, and now I have a certificate that I plan to frame and hang at every place I work from now until the end of time. Anyway... here is my favorite page from the test:

And the best part is the photo:

I hope one day I am around to witness a moment as touching as that...